From my first visit and appointment with a doctor in 15 years:
"Well, if it hasn't killed you now 15 years later, it'll be okay."
(Doctor replying to my not bringing medical records to the office.)
"You'll be in Naughty Nurses dot com."
(Office staffer to nurse waiting on hold about another patient taking photos.)
(I offered the suggestion maybe they were blogging about their visit - then made sure I didn't get out my digital camera/mp3 player!)
I like them and look forward to the physical. (Really!)